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has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

"You are buying an experience, not a person."



actual line from the show

is this show even real or


So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage





how can some of yall reblog porn at like 7 am i havent even had my cheerios at 7 am reblogging a titty is the least of my worries

it’s called different timezone

Um no I don’t care what time it is I don’t want to see a titty before I see a cheerio







What are your qualifications?

Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?






This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 


So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

I have always hated the Meg jokes on Family Guy. It was easy to ignore for a while but it seems like as the show got older the more it relied onthe Meg jokes. So I stopped watching. I also stopped watching the Simpsons because it got boring and stale a long time ago. But when I watched the crossover? It was PAINFUL to watch. Yeah, the carwash scene was hilarious, but THIS scene made me CRY! I didn’t find it funny! It was sad!

Yeah this scene caused a physical pain in my chest. I’ve been ignoring the Meg thing for a long time in favor of the few amusing parts of Family Guy. But this thrust the situation in my face with unrelenting clarity. I see myself in Meg and that’s probably why I chose to ignore that aspect of the show in the beginning just like I chose to ignore that aspect of my life when I was living with my parents as a way of self preservation. But I honestly don’t think I can anymore just on principle.


Officially OCTOBER! And of course it starts on and with a Wednesday post!


People are messaging me about the ignorance of our “meme”. We arent butthurt. We replied. Please share :)


People are messaging me about the ignorance of our “meme”. We arent butthurt. We replied. Please share :)